Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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