I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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