I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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