I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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