dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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