the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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