is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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