i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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