the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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