Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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