is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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