Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I am one with the molecules
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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