I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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