Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
