You just made me feel so damn special
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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