I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
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I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
After tacos, we're chasing women.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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