Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
you mean i was at the winter classic?
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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