wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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