I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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