remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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