So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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