All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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