We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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