I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
My bed smells like the plague
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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