i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Randomize
