I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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