O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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