Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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