hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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