Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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