Having a random hookup so left but love u
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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