Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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