well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
is it fun? or sober?
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