is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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