i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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