I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
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