we have officially lost it.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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