people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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