Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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