I think my vagina is haunted
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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