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My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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