I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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