At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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