i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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