I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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