i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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