Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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