Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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