Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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