And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
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